Gog gives you want you need not what you want.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to Gog, "Lard, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?" Gog asks her.

"Lard," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lard, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples," she says.

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.

I shall create a man for you," the good Lard tells her. "What's a 'man', Lard?" she inquires. "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressivetendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lard?" she asks.

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Jesus is everywhere.

Its all very clever and symbolic. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Adam and Steve

Gog has many children.

Gog has a plan for us all.

I didn't say you would like it.

Christian Smugness.

"so anyway my life has been perfect since turning to God I feel so morally superior to everyone else".


God? who is that? did you know your husband is fugging the maid? enjoy your morally superior STD for I Gog am a jealous Gog.