Want to meet Gog?

A little light reading

In the beginning Gog created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was sorta crap, and void; and darkness was pretty fucking dark.
And the Spirit of Gog moved upon the top of the waters.
And Gog said, where is that fucking light switch? ok I found it, Let there be light: and there was light.
And Gog saw the light, and said,"I've seen better"

Gog envy.

What is the difference between Gog and a social worker?

Gog doesn't pretend to be a social worker

The Commandments

1) Thou shall have no other Gogs in line before me.


2) Thou shall tremble before me or face my raft .


3) Thou shall not kill unless its Pedophiles, Rapists or Politicians.


4) Thou shall not steal unless its something you really want like an image off the net .


5) Thou shall honor no one's opinion but mine.


6) Thou shall send me naked pictures if you are a really hot chick.


7) Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ass unless shes really hot.

8) Thou shall not take my name in vain, so watch your mouth.


9) Thou shall not commit adultery though being drunk doesn't count.


10) Thou shall honor your father and your mother unless they are any of # 3 or just Dickheads.


11) If thou won't be good then don't get caught.