The Commandments

1) Thou shall have no other Gogs in line before me.


2) Thou shall tremble before me or face my raft .


3) Thou shall not kill unless its Pedophiles, Rapists or Politicians.


4) Thou shall not steal unless its something you really want like an image off the net .


5) Thou shall honor no one's opinion but mine.


6) Thou shall send me naked pictures if you are a really hot chick.


7) Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ass unless shes really hot.

8) Thou shall not take my name in vain, so watch your mouth.


9) Thou shall not commit adultery though being drunk doesn't count.


10) Thou shall honor your father and your mother unless they are any of # 3 or just Dickheads.


11) If thou won't be good then don't get caught.