All you need is Gog

I was sitting in Dennys on my 4th cup of java and 3rd basket of cheesesticks trying to get worked up to start off my day. I tell people I'm Gog and they go "yeah yeah where did you escape from?" or its all angry "you blasphemer you'll burn in hell" I guess that's what happens when you try to give out free love. I saw this elderly lady walking with the aid of a stick , I grabbed it and wrenched it away from her grasp while shouting " The Lard has healed you, run skip and be free of pain" this woman's faith must of been weak as she fell onto her face and starting shouting "HELP, RAPE RAPE" well I had no intentions of waiting around while she got help to rape me, that's all people think about these days. Lucifer was right people are bastards.