Time out

Can we not postpone this until next week ? I have a pounding headache.

Think about it

Religion

So easy a caveman can misinterpret it.

At a cost

Hes conflicted

Out of the mouths of babes

Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" she asked.

"Why, Gog tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

Sun of Gog

"Gogdamn I can never remember my pin number."

Jesus bombs!

At first guess I would say the Jews.

Gog helps those too drunk to help themselves

I'm the good looking one.

Yes Jesus touched me

Big or small he loves them all.

Too much of a bad thing

All you need is Gog

I was sitting in Dennys on my 4th cup of java and 3rd basket of cheesesticks trying to get worked up to start off my day. I tell people I'm Gog and they go "yeah yeah where did you escape from?" or its all angry "you blasphemer you'll burn in hell" I guess that's what happens when you try to give out free love. I saw this elderly lady walking with the aid of a stick , I grabbed it and wrenched it away from her grasp while shouting " The Lard has healed you, run skip and be free of pain" this woman's faith must of been weak as she fell onto her face and starting shouting "HELP, RAPE RAPE" well I had no intentions of waiting around while she got help to rape me, that's all people think about these days. Lucifer was right people are bastards.

In your opinion

Discount loving

After Gog had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely.
He decided to help.He said "Adam,
I've decided to make you a woman.
She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you.
"Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?
"The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

Gog gives you want you need not what you want.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to Gog, "Lard, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?" Gog asks her.

"Lard," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lard, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples," she says.

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.

I shall create a man for you," the good Lard tells her. "What's a 'man', Lard?" she inquires. "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressivetendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lard?" she asks.

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Jesus is everywhere.

Its all very clever and symbolic. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Adam and Steve

Gog has many children.

Gog has a plan for us all.

I didn't say you would like it.

Christian Smugness.

"so anyway my life has been perfect since turning to God I feel so morally superior to everyone else".


God? who is that? did you know your husband is fugging the maid? enjoy your morally superior STD for I Gog am a jealous Gog.